DORKIEST HEAVY METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME
Found these at this site right here…How craze are these? http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/the-worst-album-covers-ever-1-heavy-metal-207047/11
Boned huh? Wow and I was scared to couldn’t call my first band Anus
No Homo seems apt for this pic…..Holy batti boy….U sure these guys like females? Is this a Heavy Metal Chippendale’s or what…..
Wow Pantera were really going off with the crayons and markers back in the day…. Heavy Metal High School note book much…..That’s a most awesome Liger Pantera ever drew…
Does this even need a comment?
Heavy Metal Illustration at it’s finest……Napoleon Dynamite at it’s finest……Somebody go hire Neckface as art director real quick
Extra no Homo…Nice boots jerky…r u biches related to Nelson?
The awkward neo classical wing of Metal had some craze covers as well……Was Vivaldi down with blood? I know Mozart was…..Heard Bethoven was into scat……who knew?
This guy was supposedly the greatest guitarist in the world for like a week…….he was also supposedly a total duesch I think Nicki Sixx or James Hettfield beat him up once on some men in tights shit……I love the dungeons and dragons/Heavy Metal 3 headed dragon….I always fight dragons with my guitar don’t you?
These dudes were like the Village People of dork metal….More like the fudgepack is back……Dude on the right is too sexy for his body……Extra craze No Homo
Metal may have the dumbest covers besides HipHop….I’m embaressed for those hairpies…….Some craze pieces of HipHop cover art or should I say shart are up next in a few….For now enjoy
Dante Ross
NYC
May 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
That Humanure cover has officially confirmed why you shouldn’t eat meat.
June 4th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Good collection. What’s retarded is that Bolt Thrower fans think that cover is a masterpiece and those Pantera albums sound even gayer than the covers look.