YOUR BIOS ARE BULLSHIT: DONT MAKE ME CALL YOUR NAME OUT
I recently was hipped to the fact that most peoples bios are self composed bullshit. I was specifically hipped to one young hucksters bio which actually made me laugh out loud. It contained words like skate mogul and hipster all over the place and was the most ridiculous piece of basura I had stumbled across in a while till I was put up on a bio written by someone I shit canned a few years ago. This pencil neck geek basically took credit for any and everything I did while he worked for me short of producing my records for me. I’m still curious whats a production coordinator do for me again?
This type of shit is becoming epidemic and honestly it’s bullshit at it’s finest and in the spirit of bullshit here’s my new bio:I know what you really have done and honestly people it aint that special trust. Look at my baloney now.
My Bio:
I was born in 1970. While in my mothers womb I invented the sun,air,water and life itself. When I wasn’t busy doing all that I reinvented lower Manhattan as Downtown hence unearthing everything cool ever. In my side time I also created the golden age of hip-hop single handily and changed the whole worlds musical vocabulary. Besides that I also am responsible for these youth movements: street wear, graffiti, sneaker culture and outsider art. Now ride my balls I already am and I have room for others cause there so huge.
What do you guys think? I may have been to subtle ( note sarcasm)
D Ross
Disgusted at late grabs and bullshit artists you know who you are and you suck!
NYC