THE BENCH YEP I’M BIGGING MYSELF UP AGAIN
BIG BLACK MATT GOIAS WHO’S NOT BIG OR BLACK, ARI FROM ON THE GO AND MY MAN MAX GLAZER PLUS THERE BOY FANCY ( I DONT HAVE BOYS NAMED FANCY HOLMES) HAVE BEEN CHILLING ON THE BENCH IN FRONT OF AMERICAN APPAREL EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR THE LAST FEW DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…..I’M ALWAYS DOWN FOR CREATIVE LOAFING AND SHIT TALKING SO I BEEN ROLLING THROUGH….. COMPLAINED ABOUT NOT GETTING A SHOUT OUT IN MATT’S FUNNY ASS EMAIL HE SENT OUT THE OTHER AND HE BLESSED ME WITH MY OWN BENCH EVENT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE WILL BE DOING WHAT WE DO BEST…..NOTHING…….COME THROUGH CORNER OF ORCHARD AND HOUSTON….DUE TO CONTRARY BELIEVE I WONT BE BRINGING A DAM THING OTHER THAN ME AND A SIX PACK OF WINE COOLERS AND A COUPLE OF FREAKY CHICKS……….MAYBE JUST MAYBE I’LL BRING SOME FRIENDS BUT THATS A BIG MAYBE CAUSE MOST OF MY DUESCH BAG FRIENDS GO AWAY TO THE HAMPTON’S EVERY WEEK AND PRETEND THERE HANGING OUT WITH PUFFY OR ARON THE DON WHILE THERE ACTUALLY GOING TO SOME GUIDO CLUB WITH PEOPLE U COULDN’T PAY ME TO HANG OUT WITH….THE BENCH BE THERE OR BE SOMEWHERE ELSE !

HERES SOME PICS OF RECENT GOINGS ON AT THE BENCH

JD, MAX GLAZER FEDERATION SOUND AND MISBEHAVES OWN LOVELY MARY CHOI…WHO SAYS CHICKS DON’T LIKE GUYS WHO DO NOTHING?

THE CREW IN FULL EFFECT BENCH LOVE REAL TALK SON!

ARI AND BIG BLACK MATT GOIAS

WE GOT DEM YOUTH ON OUR TEAM AS WELL DUNNY!

ESPOS AND MATT R GONNA BE DOING A DAY TIME BENCHING SESSION IN CONEY ISLAND THIS SATURDAY AS WELL THE 21ST OF JULY TO COINCIDE WITH THE SIREN MUSIC FESTIVAL……..I MIGHT HAVE TO TROOP OUT TO THAT ONE AND BRING DOWN ESPO’S PROPERTY VALUE A LIL SOMETHING SOMETHING…….
HERES THE ESPO THROWDOWN INFO:HES GONNA BE SELLING SOME COOL PAINTINGS AND HIS SNAPS ARE LEGENDARY I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD PAY TO GET INSULTED BY HIM….HES LIKE TRUIMPH THE INSULT DOG BUT DIFFERENT HE GOT BETTER HAND STYLES
The Coney Island Bench is located at @ The Dreamland Artists Club
1206 Surf Ave Between Stillwell & 12th Street
HERE’S A DOPE ESPO JOINT I LIKE WORDS TO LIVE BY DUNNYS!

NOW I GOTTA ROLL FELLAS, GOTTA GO COP ME SOME REALLY COOL IRONIC IRON MAIDEN TSHIRTS AND THE JOHN MAYER NEW ERA THATS MAKING THE BLOG ROLLS THESE DAYS…..NOT……LIKE WOA IS THAT HAT A P.O.S OR WHAT? CAUSE U BLOG IT FIRST DON’T MAKE IT HOT YA HEARD? YO ESPO I’M READY FOR THE SNAP OFF LETS GET IT POPPIN SON SON!